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Air Fingering 

The act of giving a fingering gesture to women as you pass them, whilst making a squeeking noise as a suggestion of tightness.
Ben gave two 'birds' a good air fingering as we drove past. Leaving both birds confused yet satisfied.

fighting words 

words used to instigate physical combat
Man 1: Your mother is a cheap whore.
Man 2: Thems fighting words.
fighting words by Gabe Moon January 18, 2009

fat-fingering 

Pressing the keys on a cell phone, radio, or computer keyboard and getting improper results because your fingers have hit more than one key at a time. A common problem for those of us with pudgy fingers.
I can't use that cell phone. I keep on fat-fingering the buttons, and I keep on getting wrong numbers!
fat-fingering by pentozali May 13, 2006

Favorite Fighting Frenchman 

"LAFAYTTE!
Im takin' this horse by tge reins making red coats redder with blood stains!
LAFAYTTE!
And im never gonna stop till i make 'em drop and scatter their remains im-
LAFAYTTE!
I go to France for more funds!
LAFAYTTE!
I come back with more guns!...and ships...
"EVERYONE GIVE IT FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!!!"

fighting water 

Beer or other alcoholic beverages that fill the drinker with a passion to engage in fisticuffs with strangers
Two pints of fighting water please barmaid
fighting water by gobshite March 5, 2005

fighting gold 

Guy 1: YOOOOOO FIGHTING GOLD IS ON
GUY 2: *goes crazy
fighting gold by smogus January 30, 2022