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Calorie-cramming

The act of eating solely to feel less hungry. Usually applies when someone is in a hurry and has to be somewhere and doesn't have time for a proper meal. Usually involves the shoving of food into one's mouth in an animal-like manner.
I was calorie-cramming on some potato chips and oreos before class because I only had 5 minutes before I had to leave.
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Clamming 

The female version of "Seagulling". To throw lady juice at a random stranger.
Did you see that crazy woman...she was clamming all over his face!

Harold was in shock, that girl was clamming in public!

Leroy almost threw up, as some chic was clamming in his pasta.

Eli stated: "I could use a good clamming!"
Phil replied: "Me too!"
Clamming by pheli May 28, 2010

charming the one eyed trouser snake 

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.
Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

Apple Cramming

"Why do you smell like apples?" "Oh i was so tired from cornswabbling last night that i was apple cramming this morning!"
Apple Cramming by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010
To run software which gives a player unfair advantage in videogames, especially First Person Shooters.
To Cham, CHAracter-Modding. To Cheat.

Chaming.
chaming by x-Ammo-x January 23, 2008

clamming 

Dude I'm clamming on a tab
clamming by beaut. July 29, 2010
Hoarding the Charmin during a social distancing crisis
That guy is Charming.
Charming by Kiman44 March 26, 2020