Splat Cave 

a room in one's home primarily dedicated to viewing pornographic material; can also be defined at the container or area where one's pornographic materials are stored

My wife was cleaning out the closet this weekend and found my splat cave. I'm not getting laid for a week!

Splat Cave by The Black Irish Social Club July 26, 2009

platos cave 

platos cave is a cave with sevoral people chained to chairs, these people have only ever seen shadows on a wall, so to them the shadows are reality, thae have never seen the real world, plato (the philosipher who came up with the idea) is trying to say the reality we experence is the only reality we have experenced so how do we know that there isant anything beyond our reality, we are like the prizoners chained to the chairs

guy 1:do ya ever feel like the prizoners in platos cave
guy 2:SHUT UP AND GIVE ME YA LUNCH MONEY

platos cave by epistomologicus maximus the2nd October 11, 2010

Muffin-caked 

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.

“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.

Muffin-caked by TrishaE September 27, 2019

Cazed 

To be humiliated or beaten via severe means. Also used to describe or emphasize an opponent's defeat.

* Space station falls out of sky onto passer by*

"You, sir, just got cazed."

"He was severely cazed."

Cazed by SBOD February 11, 2008

Cave monkey 

A racist term for white people. Dealing with how whites are from Neanderthals.

Your a fucking cave monkey

Cave monkey by Casscia646 September 5, 2017

cod cave 

A ladies unclean front bottom.

reece: did u bang that bird last night?
rob: no, i took her home, whipped off her knickers and realised she had a cod cave! what a stink!

cod cave by RRR-oger December 30, 2007

Raisin Cave 

A normally derogatory term referring to an old or otherwise dry vagina that has become shriveled through prolonged lack of use. Raisin Caves are no longer able to entice the penis (see Nazi in the Jew Cave).

Originally coined in the awesome series "Good Girls"

Not to be confused with Raisin Dick

Just because you'all haven't had sex since Aisha was born, doesn't mean that we all have to pucker up and pay homage to your grumpy old raisin cave.

Raisin Cave by JayDayZee May 16, 2018