tim berners lee 

The guy who invented the World Wide Web (not the Internet) so you must respect him.

Tim Burners Lee is not how you spell his name, unfortunately.

tim berners lee by SAX-A-MA-PHOOOONE... August 11, 2006

Going Bernie

To become so drunk you're practically dead.

You are Bernie from "Weekend at Bernie's".

He's Going Bernie!

Uh oh, He's Gone Bernie!

Have you met my old mate Bern?

Going Bernie by JC3 October 17, 2012

Bernardi Party 

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.

Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.

Bernardi Party by Tobster September 21, 2012

Bernies 

The Class A Designer Drug Ecstasy
Derived from Bernie Ecclestone, president and CEO of Formula One
Ecstasy > Eccies > Ecclestones > Bernies

"You on the Bernies tonight?"

"Is Bernie coming out the night?"

Bernies by henrytheeighth December 15, 2013

Bernard Madoff 

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).

The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

Bernard Madoff by Uncle Dimma May 25, 2013

Bernard128 

The BEST Hybrid fucking 99 str ownage coperal beast owning noobs in runescape since `o1.

2:07pmSkillsPRO: HOLY!@BERNARD128 ur the BEST HYRBID EVER!! FK! U JST OWNT ME 39-39 DDS!2:07pmfree2own: lol skillspro u just suck dude. bernard, dm me.2:08pmBernard128: bring it u fuka 2:09pmfree2own: homie r u sure u want this im from compton G!2:10pmSkillsPRO: free2own dnt fk do it he fk owned me like it his fk job m8 plz dnt do it i wilcry=. 2:23pm free2own: g2g sorry.2:23pmfree2own has left the chat room. (Quit: )

Bernard128 by Mans_A_General July 26, 2009

Bernoulli Boner 

When you pop a boner due to thinking about or discussing physics

Hey dude, when the professor solved that equation for dQ/dT I popped a Bernoulli Boner

Bernoulli Boner by thatDudeFromBridgewater April 9, 2017