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Battle Bus 

A bus outfitted for war, usually with bleachers added to the sides in a wing fashion with multiple cannons, explosive weaponry.

They play a large part in the current war on terror. Both BLUFOR and OPFOR have their different versions of them, however the two most known are the Takistani Battle Bus, And the USMC improvised Battle Bus.

The Takistani one is outfitted with 5 big guns, an Anti Air cannon on the top, and two rapid fire AGL grenade launchers on each side. It is mounted with a massive slab of concrete on the front, to protect the driver.

On the other side, the USMC improvised Battle Bus has 4 wings of bleachers, lock on anti air guns, 2 on each side and 7 machine guns each side. It has 2 artillery guns ontop, however they are used to attack head on rather than bombard targets. It has 2x more grenade launching units aswell, holding 2 on the top and 2 on each bleacher.

The USMC version has alot more firepower, however there is nothing protecting the driver.

Despite all rumors, a Battle Bus has never run out of ammunition for any of its guns.

"The next generation of deadly weapons available to man."

There is a song about the Battle Bus, composed by "Fatal_Papercut"
Soldier 1: Hey do you hear that?

Soldier 2: Yea, sounds like a regular vehicle engine, hold tight.

*Battle Bus appears over hill*

Soldiers together: Ah fuck, Battle Bus!

*The two get gunned down by the bus, without mercy.*
Battle Bus by The Dude Duper September 24, 2011
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battlestar galactica

The best sci-fi show you could ask for. Probably the best show on TV.
Hey man can I borrow your Battlestar Galactica DVDs?

Battle for Berlin 

Nazi Germany's last stand against the Soviet Union. The Soviet military outnumbered the Third Reich by 2.5 Soviets for 1 German. Severe shortages of manpower brought out the extensive use of the Hitler youth and Volkssturm (People's Storm). The battle was a one-sided conflict and Hitler's staff knew the end of the war was near. Neverless, he ordered that none should surrneder and they'd press on. Once Soviet troops were within 500 meters of the Führerbunker, Adolf Hitler and his wife, Eva braun, commited suicide. After the germans surrendered at Berlin, only the occupied city of Prague was left in German hands.
"The Battle for Berlin brought the destruction of the famed city and the fall of the Third Reich"
Battle for Berlin by MWJ March 1, 2007

Battle Tank 

When a man’s meat and two veg braces for the impact of a cold endeavor such as jumping into a swimming pool. This phenomenon causes the scrotum to contract and the penis to retract upward and straighten out thus mimicking an M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank.
Dude Brandon and Jesse were swimming in the ocean all day, you could see their battle tanks from the balcony.
Battle Tank by Richard Moose March 8, 2018

battlehuntz 

battlehuntz: do you like sonic *pisses on sonic colors ultimate switch cartridge*
battlehuntz by sussyfartballs6969 September 16, 2021

Battle Stations! 

A phrase often uttered by Captain Benjamin Sisko, commander of Deep Space 9. It is pronounced with a deep niggerish bas tone and underlying notes of urban hoodlum timbre with the intent to sound simultaneously dramatic and reassuring. Only a member of the nigger community wearing the Starfleet uniform may speak these words as white officers' utterance are far less effective in boosting crew morale.
Battle Stations! by Unclecrazy February 24, 2023

food battle 

A annual challenge video between Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox to see who's food can do more everyday tasks than the other. Ian always has the usual "Pink Frosted Sprinkle Doughnut", while Anthony has a variety of foods like Churros, Toketos, Chili Peppers, etc. Food Battle has been going on since 2006 to this day.
Steve: "Have you seen Food Battle 2013?"
Notch: "Of course, It's a genius series of videos!"
*watches food battle*
food battle by KaedeDusk November 2, 2013