barn burner

An exciting sports match that is competitive to the very end.

That Duke-UNC basketball game was a real barn burner! I didn't know who was going to win!

barn burner by prefanman October 22, 2007

Barn Duck 

Barn Duck is a term coined by Nightmare Neal describing a woman who plays games and acts too good for the guy that wants her. Then regretting after his newly found success, only to realize it’s too late.

When I make it big that Barn Duck is going to regret acting too good for me.

Barn Duck by Nightmare Neal April 6, 2020

barn chores 

Euphemism for acts of a homosexual nature, used primarily by young men to disguise sexual propositions as innocent hard work.

"Noah demanded that Luke help with the barn chores." "Holden is impressed by how enthusiastic Luke and Noah are every time he mentions the barn chores."

Other usage: "Noah, no one has ever helped me with the barn chores quite like you."

barn chores by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008

barn door savage 

Aggressive country bumpkin usually with a ruddy complexion always ready for a scrap with the "townies".

"I went for a drink in a country pub but the local barn door savages kept spoiling for a scrap"

barn door savage by Save the Hull .Fence off Preston Rd February 21, 2008

Barn Fart 

1). A hideous gaseous odor resembling chewed cow cud and wet feces.

2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.

3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.

"I was walking down the hall and this chick had a goofy grin on her face. I had no idea what was coming until it hit me. She let out the stinkiest barn fart. I immediately blacked out."

Barn Fart by BarnFarter June 22, 2012

barn door 

When a man has his fly open and visible

Dustin: Hi guys!
Kendra: Dustin your barn door is open.
Dustin: Thanks (zips).

barn door by WorthyWorthington September 2, 2013

barn burner

barn burner: can also refer to an epic and overpowering flatulent expulsion that smells so vomitous and full of vile toxic fumes that you swear could burn down or melt an actual man-made structure

Farmer: WHEW!! MAN ALIVE what is that horrid stench? Please tell me you didn't feed those cows spinach again?

Cow-hand: *holding his nose* No that was me - I've been holding in my grandma's hogmaw beancakes in for weeks!

Farmer: *holding his nose* God help us!

Barn: *falls down into a pile of rubble*

cow-hand dinky, barn burner

barn burner by tukus pilgrim July 23, 2012