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hair-trigger shitter 

You hear of the long and strenuous crap battles that ppl have (Clinton had constipation that lasted a month, Randy feels like vommiting after pushing out his shit but gets nowhere). This word is for the people that take fairly quick shits, your in and out in a jiffy. You get the relieving feeling of emptying out your bowels but in a timely and concise manner.
You see that guy over there.....he is a hair-trigger shitter, he holds the record for shitting as quick as possible.
hair-trigger shitter by goq2 September 16, 2007
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pull your trigger 

Stick a finger down your throat and make yourself puke. Mostly done when drunk and feeling like shit.
I was so fucked up last night, I had to pull my trigger before I drove home.
pull your trigger by ajiggy October 23, 2003

Triggered 

Getting filled with hate after seeing, hearing or experiencing something you can't stand.
Person 1 posts something on the internet.
Person 2: "Relax mate, don't be mad"
Person 1 gets triggered, or angered.
Person 1: "THAT'S IT, YOU TRIGGERED ME"
Person 1 continues to bash on Person 2.
Triggered by stashcat April 9, 2015

Triggerish

A cop out replacing the “N” for “T” for when you accidentally text your new black roommate something meant for your white roommate. Assessment of how triggering someone’s IG is.
Courtney Schaefer @ Georgia Southern University says that she meant to write the word 'triggerish' but that her phone autocorrected it to ‘niggerish’. (A word she most likely commonly uses.)
Triggerish by Tarquesha S Jack July 25, 2018

Chrono Trigger 

A rating used for video games meaning 11/10. Named after the only game ever to get an 11/10 rating.
Chrono Trigger by Shadowstar1224 October 25, 2009

Trigger warning 

A warning before showing something that could cause a PTSD reaction. Commonly used as a joke, its meaning has unfortunately depreciated, drawing more stigma to mental illness.
The teacher gave a trigger warning before showing us the rape scene in the movie.
Trigger warning by dogmom5678 April 2, 2017

Trigger Happy Tri Pod 

This is an albino like white person that can be found with many guns. He has 2 normal legs and 1 extra that he uses as a kick-stand when he is aiming his gun. Mostly found in the Carolinas.
Hey look there Willy, look at it!! That's the Trigger Happy Tri Pod, we better get out of here!!