Shit Ton 

Weight measurement - more than a shit load, but less than five metric tonnes. Also, a larger than normal amount of anything. Shit Tonne Shitton Shittonne

Those guys put a shit ton of runs on the board!

Shit Ton by JT Duke July 28, 2016

Shit ton 

A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton

I have a shit ton of goats!

Shit ton by killy awfawfasfsaukjn;khggckfj July 21, 2016

shit ton 

An odd way to say quite a large amount.

"Michelle has a shit ton of odd cuss words."

shit ton by SueB January 20, 2007

shit ton 

A large amount (greater than 17)

Man, how much did you blow on booze last weekend?

A shit ton.

shit ton by Russki September 13, 2005

shit ton 

5000 of any thing

"Dude, we are gunna make a shit ton of money this summer! It's gunna be awesome!"

"Damn, that a shit ton of dirt, you got to shovel that yourself?!"

shit ton by welderflyerboy April 25, 2010

Shit Ton 

A measure of volume: The amount of space required to fill 2,000lbs of homogenized fecal matter.

That swimming pool can hold around 400 shit tons of water.

Shit Ton by Kimmbel October 23, 2008

Shit ton 

A real unit of measurement equal ton a gazillion. A real standerdized unit of measurement.

Paul Johnson has a shit ton of dead babies in his bed.

Shit ton by peaches and twiz July 22, 2010