You're shitting me 

another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you're shitting me"

Me: I personally know George Clooney.
You: You're shitting me rightt?

You're shitting me by MissBynn March 7, 2009

shitting donuts 

(o)<==== acronym for having anal sex.

Had her shitting donuts last night.

shitting donuts by v dux September 24, 2007

sheating 

The act of ingesting sustenance whilst evacuating one's bowels

The Kraken relished so much in his mother's meatloaf and mashed potatoes that he did not want to pause from his meal as he felt the need to drop a massive deuce, instead he decided to take part in a little sheating session in order to reconcile both needs.

sheating by El_Duderin0 March 21, 2011

factory settings

1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.

I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.

factory settings by riemannslost0 February 4, 2020

Shitting up a storm 

When you poop more so than a normal amount on a given sitting or pooping so much throughout the day.

Me: I shouldn't eaten those two burritos last night. I'm just shitting up a storm-I already pooped an ungodly amount twice this morning. I feel bad for my toilet.

Shitting up a storm by mitch_southpaw March 19, 2018

Reverse Shitting 

That moment when you're having terrible constipation and you try to push shit out, and it almost gets out... But you stop pushing for a few seconds and the shit is sucked back in to your anus. It sounds like a fart sample, but reversed.

The fine fellow Shrek was reverse shitting the other night. I heard it getting sucked back in really loud.

Reverse Shitting by Zromelussy dealership January 7, 2023

Shitting Rainbows 

Someone who has such extraordinary luck that if they were to defecate a beautiful rainbow would come out of their anus rather than faeces.

"Went into town with Jim last night, he ended up shagging a 10/10er and won £100 on a scratchcard"! "Lucky bastard is shitting rainbows".

Shitting Rainbows by Bilbobaggins March 26, 2013