Key Ring 

Hardware that conveniently allows an individual to lose all essential keys at once.

I'm so glad I bought that personalized key ring, now the person that finds it can drive my car to my house and go in my office to unlock my safe without ANY trouble.

Key Ring by Youknowyadayada July 20, 2010

Hong Kong Ring Around

When you stick a chopstick down your urethra, run into a wall at full speed, and scream "FREE HONG KONG"

Dave: I just did the Hong Kong ring around!

Jacob: Did your penis split in half?

Dave: Yeah but it was worth it to spread awareness for Hong Kong

Hong Kong Ring Around by EggMaster76 December 6, 2019

Ring of Honor

The Reason Pro Wrestling IS a Sport.

Shut up and Watch Danielson vs Austin Aries go 75 Minutes.... Pro Wrestling IS a sport.

Ring of Honor by Perzycorp June 20, 2005

copenhagen ring 

A white ring that has worn through the back pocket of a country boy's Wrangler jeans from the imprint of a chewing tobacco can. Indicates long term use. See also "wrangler skoal ring", "cope ring".

"Copenhagen ring"- from song Boots On by Randy Houser

copenhagen ring by dixiechicklette January 12, 2012

Diamond Ring 

A useless Item that women expect there man to bankrupt themselves for.

Stacey: A diamond ring is a woman's best friend.
Berry: And a man's worst enemy.

Diamond Ring by lordgrim the invcbke October 21, 2020

Ring Tax 

The resultant of 'LORD' (see seperate definition) activity leading to the next mornings' 'Ring Damage' (see seperate definition). Denial of Ring Tax is frequently apparent in habitual LORD traders. Unlike 'Ring Damage', Ring Tax cannot be insured for & must be paid. Like personal Tax, Ring Tax is calculated on an annual basis. Ring Tax cannot however be offset against other personal or corporate tax. It can however be somewhat hidden in larger trading portfolios in cetain instances. This can lead to further LORD activities leading to renewed Ring Damage resultant in further Ring Tax.

As in life where there are two certainties, LORD activity will certainly lead to Ring Tax. 'He was LORD last night, he must pay his tax'.

Ring Tax by Craig Smyth March 13, 2005