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speedy romancing 

Quicky in some filthy restaurant bathroom.
Ok i'm drunk enough, let's go to the bathroom for some speedy romancing sweetheart.
speedy romancing by powerball January 5, 2014

fudge rounding 

The act of placing a Little Debbie Fudge Round on someone's asshole and using your dick to ram the treat in.
"Oh that chick walking around with the toilet paper on her shoe? She probably wiped that sweet ass from all of that rough anal we had. I just got done fudge rounding her."
fudge rounding by Druseph March 31, 2017

Off-roading

When you are licking an unshaven girl's vagina and your tongue wanders into her pubes.
A: "Bro, last night I went off-roading when I was eating out Caitlin..."
B: "F"
Off-roading by MadeByForce November 4, 2019

Chemically Romancing

The act of getting strong feelings from My Chemical Romance. Chemically Romancing can include crying from sadness, feeling overly excited to listen to any MCR song, and wanting to murder someone when they dislike MCR or don't know who they are.
"My friend is Chemically Romancing so hard right now I think she will drown us with her tears."

Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.
Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....

rounding second

When u touch another persons genitalia. It is consentual, if it wasnt, it would be bad
Friend: Hey man, how far did u get?

Other friend:oh... I was rounding second
rounding second by derekdude April 16, 2009