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Mount Forest Ontario
Often referred to as MoFo or Mount Fuktoyaktuk, Mount Forest Ontario is a small town of about 5500 people that proclaims to be "HIGH, HAPPY and HEALTHY". Upon entering the south side of town on Highway 6, one will see the tower bearing these words.
Mount Forest is a quaint town loaded with rednecks. Most homes have a pickup truck in the driveway and the mullet is still in style here. OV and Crystal are very popular beers, and fine dining can be found at Scott's Pizza Burger on the north side of town. A trip to the smallest Canadian Tire on the planet, and you may get a glimpse of a horse and buggy in the parking lot. If you are new to Mount Forest, make friends with those who are like you. The old-timers are not particularly fond of the new folk that come to town. This may be because of the vast number of cottagers travelling through the town during the summer season clogging up their grocery stores and gas stations.
Mount Forest is a quaint town loaded with rednecks. Most homes have a pickup truck in the driveway and the mullet is still in style here. OV and Crystal are very popular beers, and fine dining can be found at Scott's Pizza Burger on the north side of town. A trip to the smallest Canadian Tire on the planet, and you may get a glimpse of a horse and buggy in the parking lot. If you are new to Mount Forest, make friends with those who are like you. The old-timers are not particularly fond of the new folk that come to town. This may be because of the vast number of cottagers travelling through the town during the summer season clogging up their grocery stores and gas stations.
Mount Forest Ontario by gastech August 11, 2010
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Woodstock Ontario
Welcome to trash filled Woodstock Ontario. Home to OXYCONTIN pill poppers, rednecks, and inbreds. Crime and drugs run rampent in the city. Woodstock is a disgrace to the rest of Canada, and has the higest amount of Hillbilly's per capita in Canada.
Welcome to Beautiful Woodstock Ontario, Make sure you check out our Water Fountain where the crackheads are searching for there next high.
Woodstock Ontario by mayorwoodstock July 27, 2009
Ancaster, Ontario
Beautiful town located on the escarpment. Unfortunately now part of dirty Hamilton, however Ancaster, along with dundas, and upper mountain hamilton is significantly nicer and wealthier than downtown. Annually holds the ancaster fair, and ancaster heritage days, which is any ancaster kids most anticipated holiday of the year, and basically an excuse for all high school students to get really drunk by 10am on a saturday. Essentially has one main road-Wilson, in which you can get to 99% of stores and streets. Most residents are rich, italian, catholics and all seemingly know eachother. There are two rival highschools- ancaster high and bishop tonnos. BT being the newer, nicer of the two. The town is seperated into two parts- the ancaster village is the cute historic part of the town which contains the ancaster old mill, and the meadowlands, which is the newer modern, part of town. Ancaster is located near Dundas Valley conservation. Ancaster children are generally very spoiled. They drive their parents BMW, Mercedes, Range Rover, etc. You will ultimately be looked down upon if you do not drive/own/wear all the newest high-end, high quality possessions. Minus some of its residents, ancaster is a lovely, safe, place, with lots of small town charm and local attractions.
How do you get to Walmart In Ancaster, Ontario?
oh you just follow Wilson Street, its on the left
Is it heritage day tomorrow?
yes it is, meet you at Pizza Pizza for the parade around 9. Bring your alcohol, we will start drinking right after.
oh you just follow Wilson Street, its on the left
Is it heritage day tomorrow?
yes it is, meet you at Pizza Pizza for the parade around 9. Bring your alcohol, we will start drinking right after.
Ancaster, Ontario by Alessandro, guido January 12, 2011
Chatham Ontario
A city in Ontario that most have never heard of.
Surrounding small towns were joined together with Chatham city in 1998. It is now called Chatham-Kent or CK for short.
CK is a micro city that is growing after several years of declining population. Along with most of Southern Ontario, home prices are increasing rapidly from about 2017 to the present. The Covid Pandemic did not slow this, in fact it raised real estate prices.
Chatham is a safe city with very little violent crime, but it does tend to have more property crimes.
Surrounding small towns were joined together with Chatham city in 1998. It is now called Chatham-Kent or CK for short.
CK is a micro city that is growing after several years of declining population. Along with most of Southern Ontario, home prices are increasing rapidly from about 2017 to the present. The Covid Pandemic did not slow this, in fact it raised real estate prices.
Chatham is a safe city with very little violent crime, but it does tend to have more property crimes.
Sky: "Chatham, what's that?"
Kathy: "Chatham Ontario. It's in southwestern Ontario. "
Sky: "Oh yeah, that's the city between London and Windsor".
Kathy: "Chatham Ontario. It's in southwestern Ontario. "
Sky: "Oh yeah, that's the city between London and Windsor".
Chatham Ontario by SW2020 April 2, 2021
Toronto, Ontario
Home to 2 million people, it's Ontario's capital and has the highest population, and attractions are the CN tower and Yonge street buildings.
Toronto, Ontario by The Canadian Textbook September 13, 2017