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Touch me not so near 

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.
Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.

the not so common cold 

reffered to HIV/AIDS but..... this is the point when someone infected by AIDS has contracted a cold, and there is no turning back...
also known as deadly aids.
person 1: did u hear about honey?
person 2: yea, i hear he had the not so common cold?
person 1: well god rest his soul.

relevent but not so relevent 

relevent but not so relevent singers is a type of singers (created by youtuber honest) who tend to have had a long career but not a very famous one or a famous career but is barely known now.
a perfect example of this is jessie j. she has been going on for 10 years now, but only had one hit album. after she had the hit realease of who you are she has not had a hit album, and only 1 hit.
other relevent but not so relevent include rita ora,bebe rexha,lil kim,pitbull, and trey songs

lemon not so delicious 

Look at him, lemon not so delicious!!

pinky not so bi guy

PNSBG for short. a guy who dresses like a gay and you suspect is gay, but actually isnt.
OMG pinky not so bi guy (PNSBG) was wearing sailor shoes with rolled up jeans? Are we sure he's not just a regular pinky bi guy?

The O’ Not So Grate 

When you grate your dick cheese on to the back of your partner which then leads to you pulling out some fancy cutlery and proceeding to eat it
Last night i pulled off ‘the o’ not so grate’… Lets Just say im single now