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Mulligan Man 

A do-over husband...usually a second husband who is considered a safe choice (i.e. more financially stable, less abusive, and more faithful) than woman's first husband. A Mulligan Man would have never been on the radar screen for the woman in high school/teen years and maybe college years. Only after being married to the exciting, yet less responsible jerk husband and perhaps having his offspring, does the woman want a new supportive provider before she become older and less desirable.
Although, Kevin had always been a nice, considerate, and responsible kind of guy, he avoided dating divorced woman as not to be considered a Mulligan man.

Bonnie, after years with her unfaithful high school sweetheart, decided to find herself a Mulligan man, who could pay the bills, be faithful, and provide for her two kids.
Mulligan Man by EricHyde March 4, 2012
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Someone once said "To mill, is to be milled". What he meant no one knows, but when you're milling, you're in your room not doing anything in particular or worth your time.. but you're happy with that. It's a student thing.
Dude, I can't be arsed. I'll be in my room, milling.
milling by Elidirian January 18, 2005

hot mulligan 

When someone shoves a hot potato (150 degrees farenheit or 65.5 degrees celsius) up someone else's asshole.
Marty: "Hey Aaron, can I give you a hot mulligan?"
Aaron: "Sure Marty, anything for you."
Marty: "Alright, I'm going to heat up the potato, get your bussy ready."

mulligan 

1. A term used to mean that when you make a stuff-upin golf, you can retry.
1. I need to take a mulligan, my ball went off course.
mulligan by Dead Deer April 22, 2006
Going to the mall with a large group of people with no intention of buying anything.
"Lets go malling and make the dudes try on shit at wet seal!"
Malling by Lovelytoes December 10, 2006
You and your buddy go out to a grave yard and dig up a woman that's about 2 weeks dead. She needs to not be rotted and dried up. Then you lay her out on the ground spread eagle with pants/panties removed. You place your mouth on her vaginal region and get your buddy to jump on her stomach. The flowing of the beautiful juices will commence. Swallow.
Yo we went mulpin last night. It was great.
Mulping by coalminer April 24, 2005
verb, to mess up a task that is seemingly painfully simple; to exacerbate a situation that has gone slightly wrong with catastrophic consequences.

noun, someone who is known for mullinsing things up
You've really mullinsed that up, I cant believe you've done that you are such a mullins, you always mullins things up.
mullins by poly87 August 1, 2010