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organized religion 

n.
A form of crime ring or cult that relies on convincing the general public that they are the guardians of morality and ethics.
They usually hide behind walls of self-righteousness and mass manipulation.

Questioning their propaganda is prohibited - sometimes as part of any scriptures or other materials passed down through the generations.

In this, they are able to exist for centuries, or even millennia - without interference from most forms of government and law enforcement.
Some of their favourite victim groups include:
- Young Children
- People with Disabilities
- The Mentally Ill
- The Naive
- Members of other organized religions, or even persons not affiliated with one
BOB: Hey Tom, did you hear Father Grimes got sent to jail cause he raped a bunch of kids 20 years ago?
TOM: That's organized religion for you...

MARY: Hey Betty, my parents are thinking of going to Syria to kill people that don't agree with their beliefs...
BETTY: Good grief... sounds like that organized religion got to their heads.

ADAM: Richard, have you heard of that group that meets at the community centre every weekend? COVID's got me bored as fuck... I'm thinking of joining.
RICHARD: Watch out, that's some cult-ass organized religion bullshit going on there.
ADAM: Oh wow, thanks! Definitely going to be skipping that garbage.

morganfreemanesque 

morganfreemanesque: to have a voice comparable to, but not quite the same as the magnitude of morgan freeman's.

2. to have a voice that is worthy enough to narrate my life like morgan freeman's.

3. to be God

4. to be like morgan freeman.
guy 1: dude common has a morganfreemanesque voice

guy 2: no doubt...whats morganfreemanesque?

guy 1: you know his voice is like morgan freeman

guy 2: oh yeah like james earl jones

Morganized

The act of getting extremely organized!!
Created By Morgan Y.
Morgan was so Morganized that she always knew where everything was!
Morganized by Morgan Yahney June 26, 2008

morganism 

Superior organism, the short form of 'more than an organism'. A shining beacon of masculinity, an inspiration to all and fantasy for many
Morgan is a morganism beyond compare
morganism by Morgan June 11, 2006

Community Organizer 

Someone who organizes communities. In some communities, everything is disorganized and disheveled. So a community organizer comes in and organizes things, putting community socks in the community drawer, filing bills and invoices in hanging folders, making sure the laundry is folded, and many other difficult things.

Considered by some to be a qualification for president of the United States of America.
At an early age, Joe decided he wanted to be a CEO and then Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. military. Instead of going to West Point or Harvard Business School, he became a community organizer and moved to a large city and organized its communities.
Community Organizer by Anaconda 12 October 21, 2008
Someone who likes calling people dipshits
Rory: DIPSHIT!!
Timmy: Stop acting like a Morgane
Morgane by izzy1234 November 20, 2019

morgaine 

a great friend who doesnt know her true hair color. shes always there for you but refuses to admit her true ginger identity. morgaine is funny, easy to talk to and has your back no matter what. Shes a jew, but we dont blame her for that.
damn, that girl is morgaine
morgaine by byrdeepie579 June 27, 2009