Montreal McMuffin

When one gentleman is going down on another, and said gentleman proceeds to insert his thumb, or any other digit(s), into his butthole, in a reverse reach around fashion.

I walked in on Pedro giving Larry a Montreal McMuffin last night.

Montreal McMuffin by JADrI January 28, 2023

Makin a sausage mcmuffin 

the act of woman with a fake penis sticking her fake member inbetween a mans butt cheeks.

"My best friend was caught "Makin a sausage mcmuffin" with his girlfriend." His girlfriend stuck a fake Member in between his butt cheeks

Makin a sausage mcmuffin by The Guy who helps December 1, 2016

Dick McMuffin 

One english muffin, one sausage patty, one slice of cheddar cheese and one egg over hard, all slammed onto your dick. For when you're in a rush in the morning.

Bitch! I'm late for work, I don't have time to make you dicks benedict, just eat this Dick McMuffin real quick.

Dick McMuffin by Ricky Data October 24, 2012

sausage mcmuffin 

When you stick a Chinese into an American wrapped in a blanket

Dang did you see that ASIAN give that white girl a sausage mcmuffin?

sausage mcmuffin by truoung February 12, 2019

Sausage and Egg McMuffin 

When having doggy style sex with a woman and you decide to have breakfast also. You then crack and egg in her cooch and add your sausage to complete the breakfast delight.

Tyler, while fucking Drew's mom, began to get a rumbling in his stomach. He then proceeded to make a sausage and egg mcmuffin in her snatch, she already had the extra cheese.

Sausage and Egg McMuffin by NMSTOUTE February 5, 2009

Ivan McMuffin 

A male who is fun-sized, cute, funny, nice, sexy, VERY perverted, helpful, and a troll. He would like many girls but only a few that he would really like. He's always down on himself but he doesn't know that he actually has a nice life and many people love him. If you ever needed help in a game, he would help you. He would actually make you pro. He might be fun-sized but he has a lot of fun in him. He is a jerk too but he jokes around. Once you date this guy, if you break his heart his friends would kill your ass

Anita: I love you ivan<3
Ivan McMuffin: I love me too<3
Anita: :(
Ivan McMuffin: -trollface-

Ivan McMuffin by Super Duper Uber Cool Person July 6, 2011

Sausage Egg McMuffin 

When your partner puts his dick in your muffin shaped ass and cracks an egg on your back.

We got kinky this weekend and I gave my girl the sausage egg mcmuffin.

Sausage Egg McMuffin by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009