Kenyan Croissant 

When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.

Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.

Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!

Kenyan Croissant by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023

Kenyan Fingerbang 

When a guy shits in a girl on her periods vagina and then you scoop it out and feed it to her

I just gave this snowbunny my little kenyan fingerbang and had a wild orgasm.

Kenyan Fingerbang by TheDrainDoctor August 18, 2024

Keynesian Kenyan

Birther nickname for Barack Obama

Shit! This milk is like $3.50 a gallon. Screw the Keynesian Kenyan.

Keynesian Kenyan by The Reverend McCready May 20, 2011

Starving Kenyan

The act of using marathon pro + lightweight pro + commando pro along with a care package marker on Modern Warfare 2 to run extremely fast, aka the 'starving Kenyan' class. This was a class used mainly in Capture the Flag. The term was made popular by the c0deReality clan on MW2.

Person A: Holy shit, you're running so fast man!
Person B: Yeah, I'm using my Starving Kenyan class, runnin' flags like a champ.

Starving Kenyan by IXI-TheEnd-IXI January 19, 2010

running like a Kenyan on speed 

Golfing term. When you've totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bloody mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is 'running like a Kenyan on speed'.

This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.

"You jammy sod, that ball's running like a Kenyan on speed!"

running like a Kenyan on speed by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

Alpha Kenyan 

A person who runs very fast and or jumps high. This phrase often pertains to African Americans in that they stereotypically are fast, agile and athletic people.

Holy shit man did you see how fast Jahmal was running? Yeah dude he's like an Alpha Kenyan!

Alpha Kenyan by AfFlIcTeD StAtE January 27, 2010

the kenyan runs 

the worst possible case of the shits you could imagine
you literally have to spend the entire day on the toilet in order to survive

Greg ate a taco with a side of indian food.
He's got the kenyan runs

the kenyan runs by Ro Ro June 30, 2007