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Absolute titan.
Poker king, late night chat stealth ninja. The most incredible young man ever. He also likes noodle.
"Dude, did you hear about Jannik?"
"Yeah I heard his muscles ripple like transverse waves"

"Jannik is my absolute favourite"
Jannik by gaysmileyface March 7, 2010
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Someone who is gorgeous, talented, smart and funny
Boy: Wow, what a Jancis
Jancis by pipandpop5 March 13, 2012
Jannik is a person who could make you cry out of laughing and cringe due to his jokes at the same time. However he is probably one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet. Moreover he’s terrible at losing- HE ALWAYS HAS TO WIN. But this isn’t necessarily a terrible trait because it shows that he is incredibly ambitious and determined and therefore he has a great potential of achieving his goals.

When you get to know him, you’ll quickly realise that he’s unbelievably talkative and cannot get his mouth shut. He always wants everything to be perfect and gets nervous if something doesn’t work out as planned.

But most importantly, there is also another part of Jannik that is much deeper. He is a luminous person: when you see him, you have to smile.

There are so many positive adjectives that could describe him: unbelievably understanding, sexually and emotionally attractive, open-minded, adroit and intelligent. But words are not sufficient to describe him as a person.
Nobody:

Me: Jannik is a leek. But with a great heart and a mediocre humour.
Jannik by discreet smooch July 19, 2020
A religion where people believe that everything is sacred and should be revered. Destruction of anything is outlawed. Jains, or people who believe in Jainism, wear loose white garments with sandals and a mouth flap. This traditional outfit is so that nothing, even insects will not be accidentally harmed. They also usually carry some sort of broom to clear passage ways of living things for them to step. They are very reclusive and good whole hearted people.
Peep dem ni66a jains in the hizouse foo.
Jainism by Ralphus May 2, 2004
The smartest, goofiest girl you’ll ever meet. You can always count on a Janaiza!
Lucas: Who is that?
Dalilah: That’s my best friend, Janaiza!
Janaiza by TMFWMH June 16, 2019

Jandiandi 

Jandiandi is a virgin with a very small penis. He think girls are something to eat.
Girl: Do you wanna meet me.
Jandiandi: What's your leagues of legends rank?
Jandiandi by Maxwithbigdick May 12, 2020