Harboring A Wookie 

Straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of crap causing you to exclaim "wraaaaaauuuugh" (meaning "Mommmmy!" in Kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out butt-hairs.

From the WC: "Wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!"
Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"
Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"

Harboring A Wookie by ChewbaccaPooey May 6, 2009

harboring a pearl 

when someone is being a big douche, i.e. sand in their vagina

She was bitching at me so bad, I think she was harboring a pearl

harboring a pearl by knipper5 March 22, 2010

Ham boning 

The act of ejaculating into a ham

I had an interesting conversation with my uncle about ham boning

Ham boning by Senpai-onichan January 31, 2023

Ham boning 

Tha shit dat ribgy done it a tv show in da 2000s

HHHHAAAAAAMMMMMMMBBBBBBBOOOOOOOONNNNNNIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG
imma ham boning youuuuu

Ham boning by anonymous May 31, 2023

harboring a wookie 

When a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.

Oh my GOD, Zeke's growing a beard ... he looks like he's harboring a wookie.

harboring a wookie by carrieparker December 30, 2008

HBOning 

Like Netflix and Chill, except for people with taste.

"Dude I was HBOning my girlfriend last night to the new episode of Game of Thrones"

HBOning by QUIXOTETHEGREAT May 17, 2016

harooning 

Performing feats of amazing spazzmatics.

"Wow, did you see that spazz make a fool of himself? Thats some first class harooning."

harooning by jubal the jube June 25, 2017