The act of spotting a fine-ass'd chick (optional guy if ur a homo) who is preferably wearing a skirt and sneaking up behind them, taking a huge ass wind up, and shoving your fist up their anus as far as it will possibly go. If you make it to the mid forearm, you have achieved a Falcon Punch. Oh yea, dont forget to scream FALCON PUNCH!

Man "hehe..."

Woman "Wah?" (as she looks around)

Man "FALCON PUNCH!"

Woman "OHHHH!! Farther!!"

Man "I knew you'd like it."

Falcon Punch by I8outurm0m August 29, 2010

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Falcon punch

When you take a shot of vodka and then chug a gallon of hawaiian punch as fast as you can. then wait a minute and have someone punch you in the stomach as hard as they can while yelling "FALCON PUNCH!"

dude we took so many falcon punches last night and steve threw up all over the carpet!

Falcon punch by nizzjizz November 15, 2011

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Falcon Punch

1.When a guy/girl punches a girl in the vagina until it turns red.
2.When a guy/girl punches a girl in the vagina while she is having her period, causing blood to squish.

Jorge wants to Falcon Punch Gwen.

Falcon Punch by 112334578752357 August 5, 2009

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Falcon Punch

A punch where someone leans far back and makes a fist away from his target while the opposite hand points a finger. He then throws the fist forward hard and keeps his head down as if staring at the ground with his opposite hand pointing back. This was made famous by Captain Falcon so often times a flaming bird will appear with you.

The two guys were head to head until one of then threw a falcon punch... that ended the fight...

Falcon Punch by g0stf1ngr May 2, 2010

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