Dyson Eye 

Dyson Eye is when in a day no matter what you may be doing you get crap/dust in your eyes as if your eyes are sucking dirt in.

You're suffering from Dyson eye mate

Dyson Eye by Croggy Dee May 14, 2011

dyson heppell 

beautiful dreadlocks words can not describe him.

lance :Dyson heppell is going to be gabbys one day

dyson heppell by crowsessendon2000 March 9, 2017

Dyson Airblade 

A device that uses black magic to turn slow air into fast air.

How the f**k does this Dyson Airblade s**t work

Dyson Airblade by Major General of Scientology August 5, 2011

Dyson Downer 

The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.

What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one

Dyson Downer by TheGreatJC June 12, 2012

Dyson ball vaccuum 

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.

Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.

Dyson ball vaccuum by addisteaj May 3, 2017

dyson hoover ass 

The girl that sucks cooshie like a high name brand vacuum

She was a Dyson Hoover ass last weekend she clearly cleaned 3 girls carpets

dyson hoover ass by Tricky Ricky Bobby 540 December 10, 2018

Dyson Dicking 

To put your penis inside a vacuum cleaner.

In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.

Dyson Dicking by Capnmudkip October 9, 2022