colonial feet 

The act of making someone look for something you made up.

The measurements for this Aux cord are off. It must have been measured in colonial feet.

colonial feet by Zerxzeo November 26, 2020

Colonial Clenching 

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up

Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching

Colonial Clenching by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021

Colonial pipeline 

The definition of a gay orgy between 1607 and 1783

Did you hear William Ramsford, Sir Bradley, his esquire, and Mr. Edmund were quartered and hung for partaking in the colonial pipeline?

Colonial pipeline by Captain Slap Jack May 10, 2021

Colonial Wook 

A wook but like in colonial times. Often found hanging outside the local tavern bumming pipe tobacco and retelling stories about the fife and drum show from Williamsburg fall 1772.

That colonial wook was selling Virginia snuff for $5 a gram can you believe that shit?

Colonial Wook by anonymous April 17, 2022

Colonial Middle School 

istg this school makes me wanna shit my pants. The teachers here don’t care abt the fights that happen here they just let it happen. You wanna live? Don’t go here. Also prettu sure on early dissmissal days they all fuck each other during team meetings (colonial orgy ig?)

me: I like colonial middle school
you: that’s a lie

Colonial Middle School by peepee222 July 5, 2023

Colonial Republic 

A republic with colonies

The French Republic is a good example of a Colonial Republic

Colonial Republic by Mr I like cheese January 17, 2024

colonial times

A hairstyle in which your hair is in a low ponytail. Just like how they wore it in colonial times.

I love having my hair in the colonial times!

colonial times by urmom69696969696969 February 27, 2024