When you need to take hard facts that people or colleagues cannot fathom and turn it into some blunt but corporately appropriate drivel to get your point across without getting fired.

"I write the facts, you corporate bullshiterise it"
"They don't understand, I have to bullshiterise it"
"F it, time to bullshiterise"

Bullshiterise by TheLodgemeister March 29, 2023

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Bullshitticist

Bullshit artist. Someone that constantly already knows anything you say before you say it and has already done it better, faster and harder than anyone else.

That guy is a bullshitticist. He always has to one-up everybody!

Bullshitticist by Matthewfpurvis November 15, 2023

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Bullshitting

smearing the shit of a bull over someones entire body, including the schlong and asscheeks

hes bullshitting me help

Bullshitting by @gortonramramdey November 24, 2023

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bullshittinator

A person, device, or mechanism specifically skilled in producing, amplifying, or disseminating exaggerated, misleading, or outright false statements, often with flair or persuasive authority. Can be used humorously or critically to describe someone who makes nonsense sound convincing. This term may also refer to someone's shitty ass fucking code written by AI.

Guy 1: "Behold, the bullshittinator."
Guy 2: "Bro what the fuck. That code is fucking ass."
Guy 1: "It's not my code, dickhead. I get paid to engineer software using LLMs."

bullshittinator by EggsOnAGrill January 18, 2026

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