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Farte Blanche 

Unrestricted power to fart at one's own discretion. Permission to fart freely.
She gave her husband farte blanche to stink up the bedroom.
Farte Blanche by Friedlad August 21, 2013
Word of the Day on August 24, 2013

Farte Blanche 

Having the freedom to fart whenever you want, which men don't have when they are around women.
After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.
Farte Blanche by Robbie Todman June 20, 2016
That woman is such a blanche, just like that old woman from the Golden Girls
blanche by cumquats June 5, 2009
when your smashed out of your mind
man i was soo branched last weekend
branched by vayia May 29, 2005

blanche dubois

v
to accidentally make a rude remark without thinking about it.
dude, last named i walked into the house and blanche dubois'd and said "wow, this place is a dump".

you sure blanche dubois'd when you told that girl she had bad acne.
blanche dubois by seditionaries March 13, 2009
To be high, or the act of getting high off of marijuanna.
Hey, you wanna be branched today?
branched by abstrak8 March 14, 2005