butt bleaching 

a pearly white asshole

let's have a butt bleaching party!

butt bleaching by annsthemann November 20, 2014

breaching the canal 

an extremely long period of releasing body fluids.

is it raining in texas or are you breaching the canal?

breaching the canal by renaynay February 9, 2009

Anal Bleaching 

The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal

Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture

*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*

Tips:

- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action

Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)

- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching

Anal Bleaching by Dinkky September 9, 2010

bleach; bleaching it 

to stay awake the whole damn night, usually to work on some sort of project.

"Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."

"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"

bleach; bleaching it by Joe January 14, 2004

Belching 

When you are giving it to a girl in the ass, you come out and ejaculate on her anus. You then procede to take a straw and suck out the semen.

when jimmy was getting it on in sally's ass, he suddenly turned gay and stated belching her.

Belching by Askmeaboutmywiener1337 January 13, 2009

beachiness 

Particles from the beach, that remain on your skin, even after leaving the beach.

When Katie and Jen left the beach, they had beachiness all up in there vagina.

beachiness by Matt June 11, 2004

breaching whale 

When you are in the swimming pool and want to get water out of your ear. You jump up out of the water and flop on your side. This can also be done for fun at swimming or swim practice and even in a formation.

WARNING it becomes addictive and you do it without water in your ear

what were the doing in the pool?

oh that was the breaching whale

AWESOME!

breaching whale by soflippinglax June 10, 2011