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Attacked 

A way to describe one of the feelings a kpop fan gets when she/he see her/his bias/es looking good.
Kpop Fan1: *Shows a picture of Park Jimin*
Kpop Fan2: Omg I feel so attacked right now! He's so hot!
Attacked by ParkJimin95 June 1, 2017

Attacked By Life 

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.
Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life

Attacked by Ninjas 

When you are on your back and watching your phone and you lose your grip so the phone bonks you on the head.
I was lying in bed the other night when I was attacked by ninjas.

Like Attacked 

When somebody on Facebook likes absolutely everything on your profile and finds it funny.
victim: just been Like Attacked again on this :L
attacker: LMFAO BIG STYLE!!!
Like Attacked by BrokenWarrior92 February 1, 2010

Crap Attacked 

When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
Crap Attacked by Static1432 November 12, 2009

cak attacked

A vicious barrage of penile attacks from the Fenis.
cak attacked by The Finch February 27, 2004