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Rip Van Penis 

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)
“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”

Touch of the Penis Head 

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.
Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”

Doug's penis

An object so small that even NASA'S Hubble telescope can't find it
His hopes and dreams were smaller than Doug's penis

Fuck ass penis wiener 

A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.

B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII
A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*

B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*
Fuck ass penis wiener by Ligma over September 25, 2020

Asher's penis 

A Very long object that is only given to the big booty hoes
"Hey look its asher's penis!" "WOW its very long can i touch it?"
Asher's penis by BigBoyShlong November 4, 2020