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Shexy time 

The thing mason always wants and he gets it no matter what
We all love to have shexy time with the homies
Shexy time by MAYHEM59 December 6, 2023

Taint Time 

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)
Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc
Taint Time by MarnieLee December 12, 2023

Tommy Time 

When headed to the range, this individual “Tommy” is usually sleeping or slow to gather his things. Resulting in mates being annoyed or distressed.
I told you he’s on Tommy Time, we’ll be lucky to get to the range and shoot by 3!
Tommy Time by Jesus-juice December 15, 2023

Chocolate Time

It's a euphemistic slang, common among college girls, to say that they need to defecate urgently (etymologically in reference to the turd's collor).
"It's '''chocolate time'''" That's what one of the gals in the back of the class whispered to one of her friends to make room.

Tony Time 

Changing your work schedule as needed on a daily basis.
Tony’s not here yet, but he’ll be here eventually on Tony Time.
Tony Time by better Late than never December 29, 2023

Chrome Time 

Having or had too much time with a certain person.
Freind: we’re still with josh?
You: yea , too much chrome time he’s pissing me off
Chrome Time by Fart eater 10480 January 6, 2024