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Christopholopholus 

A Christopholopholus is someone that loves to steal pie from other people.
Oh My Word. There goes a Christopholopholus with my pie. Shoot.

Christopher 

Christopher (otherwhise known as chrissy) is an extremely small (about the size of a couple of bacci cells) cartoon, imaginary boy. he can be seen everywhere, and will move from the center of arabia to your face in about 0.246 seconds. he also has the talent of slipping inside a uterus, temporariy impregnating said person, he will then slip out at an unknown time. He is always wearing- blue demin baggy trousers, a green sweater with hoodie strings, and red trainers with laces undone. he has brown tousled hair and a smiling freckled face. He is easy to kill, but is reincarnated immediately after death, unless trapped in some form of container.
"christopher is on your face"

*slaps face* "FUCKING CHRISSY"
Christopher by Warlotte January 20, 2010

Christopher Columbus

y'all know damn well this nigga did not discover america.
Christopher Columbus by luna.red December 2, 2019

christopher david vargas 

the most badass person ever..he will fist pump your asshole to a bloody pulp. he lives in NJ, and works at the meat room in foodtown. yes boys and girls, he plays with meat for a living..

but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.

secret super power... GO SPIDEY GO!
whats the difference between christopher david vargas and chuck norris? nothing.

Christopher 

Christopher Is a new parr of the family
Christopher by my shit December 19, 2016

Christopher 

hey remember christopher the small one
Christopher by memes4every1 May 28, 2018