Verbal junk mail 

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.

*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”

Verbal junk mail by K_IRL October 14, 2020

Delivering the mail 

An assassination attempt.

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."

Delivering the mail by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

Check's in the mail 

When you have no intention of paying for something/don't believe something. People used to pay for things by check and it would take some time to arrive. If you didn't have money, you could buy something without paying, saying "the check's in the mail."

"Hey, when are you going to pay me for that weed?" "The check's in the mail, bro."
"The supreme court is going to uphold the voting rights act? Yeah right. The check's in the mail."

Check's in the mail by quietbanana October 6, 2022

Dead In Mail

When someone sends you a Mail (over text or in person), it means they joined the KKK and are now asking to be called a Knight.

Alec: Yo! did you hear Jordan sent me a Dead in Mail?
Anmol: YOOO! What! Really! no way! did he really do that??
Alec: yeah man! that's what he sent me.

Dead In Mail by KLARI0N November 28, 2022

Digital Junk Mail 

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

Digital Junk Mail by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

Nos Eid Mail 

Someone who is obsessed with touching fire

Meab is such a Nos Eid Mail

Nos Eid Mail by VariousViper1780 January 12, 2023

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

toting the mail by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023