black pen 

An item you use to write or draw with when your depressed.

Non Depressed Dude; Hey pass me that pen, I need to Outline my heart, what are you doing like?
Depressed dude; I’m not doing a heart I’m doing a soul, and I need the black pen to colour the full thing in so no...

black pen by SavageCabbageVegi January 12, 2018

oil pen 

a pen that doesn’t exist

She tried to use her oil pen but realized it wasn’t a thing.

oil pen by wecantsnow.io November 10, 2018

kingston pen

Short for 'Kingston Penitentiary', a former maximum security prison located in Kingston, Ontario.

Kingston Pen has been home to many murderers and rapists over the years.

kingston pen by splitenz November 26, 2014

War pen 

A tool Nick's dad used to fight the Koreans

I hit him with a war pen

War pen by ahh yee June 12, 2016

stylus pen 

Ink pen type

I bought a stylus pen to write with.

stylus pen by PatJ May 17, 2017

Tit Pen 

A pen in the tit pocket on a shirt

may i use the pen that is in your pocket, your tit pen?

Tit Pen by canamguy09 July 27, 2017

shit pen 

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.

Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”

shit pen by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017