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St. Charles, Michigan

St. Charles Michigan is a small town where there is not shit to do so teens just drink. A lot. At any given time half the towns teenage population has MIPs and the other half is drunk.
St. Charles, Michigan in one sentence:

I just popped a Molly
St. Charles, Michigan by Jallen2004 September 21, 2017

western michigan university 

(a.k.a. WMU) a university in kalamazoo, michigan with over 26,000 students. noted for its aviation, engineering, and education programs. judith bailey, the current president is incredibly disliked by most students and faculty. the schools colors are brown and gold and the mascot is the bronco, personified by 'Buster Bronco.'
"You go to Western Michigan University, huh?"

"Yeah."

"Oh. That's cool."

"Yeah. It is."

University of Michigan 

An awesome school located in Ann Arbor, Michigan: a great city and a kickass college town with some of the most lenient marijuana laws in the nation. Despite its moderately high admission rate (47%), it is arguably one of the best public universities in the world. In 2008, it was the highest ranked public university in the nation, according to World University Rankings. The students here really know how to have fun, but realize that school is about getting an education. Most everyone here has that "work-hard, play-hard" mentality.
The University of Michigan is the best public university in the nation and Ann Arbor is one of the coolest towns in Michigan!!!

ludington michigan 

Them fuckers can drink like they're from Ludington Michigan

University of Michigan 

(1) Best school in Michigan, one of the Public Ivy Leagues, with medical, business and engineering schools in the top ten. World renowned professors and researchers.

(2) Does not seriously consider Michigan State a rival, despite MSU's sad, desperate, single-sided rivalry with UM. No, seriously.

(3) Used interchangeably with Ann Arbor.
State kids: "The University of Michigan sucks. The kids are snobs and I wouldn't want to go there anyway. In fact, I was accepted but chose not to go, this way I can party my way through college and become employed by a University of Michigan graduate; I believe this makes me the bigger person."

UM kids: "Ohio State sucks."

State kids: "Ann Arbor's a whore."

UM kids: "If Ann Arbor's a whore, why didn't you get in?"
University of Michigan by Bill Biz February 28, 2011

University of Michigan 

A school where most of the students are smart enough to care about something beyond sports.
In this sense, University of Michigan is unlike most "schools" in the Midwest.
University of Michigan by Chuchu January 1, 2006