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Molly Craig-Greene 

Molly Craig-Greene (more famously known as George Weasley’s wife) is an influencer who created Bernardism. Bernardism is a religion centred around Bernard, a tiny rubber baby with a purple face, yoga pants, and incredible belly dancing abilities. Overall, Molly is an amazing person and you should definitely buy her food.
Nick Jonas: Hey, do you know who Molly Craig-Greene is?

Lindsay Lohan: Yeah! She’s that amazing girl who sang Demi Lovato songs to me whilst I got my cosmetic surgery done!

Nick Jonas: Woah, she sure does sound amazing !
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George craigan

George craigan is known as a Wankstain and loves it off a girl called grace Clarke he also is known to love it up the bum
Oh mate your such a George craigan

Ahaha look at him over there acting like a George craigan
George craigan by Sirdicksalot6969 October 13, 2021
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Krusty Craig 

When you’re getting a divorce, and you ejaculate in your ex wives panties and put them back in the drawer for a surprise for her to wear later for old time sake
Did you hear what that n**** Craig did? He tried to hook back up with his wife but she denied him, so he Krusty Craiged her.
Krusty Craig by Bag Factory December 23, 2021

dead craig 

the under the bed champion

king of quiplash

in-joke to the stars
"I swear to fuck if every fucking answer in this quiplash is dead craig I'm going to lose my shit."
dead craig by alive craig February 19, 2022

Daniel Craig 

The hottest Bond. This guy is such a DILF - so buff and beautiful! All the girls want him, and all the guys wish they could have him too. The greatest Bond, and one of the greatest men to ever walk the Earth.
Examples:
A: "Did you see Daniel Craig in Casino Royale?"
B: "Oh yeah baby, he was so hot, I had 8 jizzles over that film!"

Samuel Craig Sullivan

Chanelle: wow! samuel craig sullivan is so leng i would totally shag him!
Sam: innit im well pengers fr

Whack a Craig 

To smoke weed, whether in public or with your m8s
Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much

Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate
Whack a Craig by DoritoDoS April 19, 2018