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office body 

A rather unfortunate physical condition in which the human body deteriorates as a result of sitting at a desk all day. Symptoms of office body include increased body fat, enlarged waste line, uncontrolled obesity, poor muscular development, and other gross looking physical characteristics.
Bill was in pretty good shape when he was in the military, but ever since he got that corporate job he morphed into an office body. He looks disgusting.
office body by Great Seany April 25, 2016
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tom brady handshake 

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.
Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.
tom brady handshake by MattyM1 September 23, 2015

NBM (Natural Body Magic)

Natural Body Magic is a fetish/interest for people who can detach parts without blood lose or injury and still control the parts, even in cases were the head is detached. This fetish is thought to be male dominated, but looking back at history, it's clear to see that there's only more male fetish artist. There's a reason why "La Guillotine" is feminine in french; most of the people who watched the beheadings were women.
The girl was very interested in taking her dolls apart and playing with the parts. She was also very interested with the story of Sleepy Hollow and would spend hours obsessing over it. Due to this, she developed a detachment fetish, otherwise known as NBM (natural body magic).

bodybooking 

A hooker that's really good at scheduling her appointments. - Mark 2k16
The hooker was bodybooking her appointments
bodybooking by eat ma shit July 6, 2016

G body shuffle

The G-Body Shuffle is a term used to describe a characteristic of the 1978-1987 general motors G platform vehicles. (monte carlo, grand prix, cutlass, regal ,el camino ,malibu) In which upon a hard launch with enough power the vehicle swerves or dips to one side from unequal torque transfer. This is due to the triangulated 4-link suspension. the term is commonly used among Drag race folks. Note: the 1987 regal GNX did not have this problem as it had a ladder bar/ panhard bar setup
racer one: Yo mayne you see that cutlass murder that mustang? fucker launched hard. looked kinda funny though.

racer two: yeh bruh thass the g body shuffle. my grand prix does the same thang.

Orphaned body part 

When someone shares pictures that are a close-up or cropped to only show one body part. It is commonly done with genitalia and feet, but can be done with any body part. This could be done for different reasons.

For example men may do this by sharing pics of their penises and women by sharing pics of their feet to be sexual.

People who are obese will share these pictures to focus on the one part of their body they are comfortable with or feel is the most attractive.
When someone sends a photo of an orphaned body part and nothing else you know they are hiding something.

body block

During multiplayer gaming, in particular first person shooters, where your teammates stand in doorways or directly behind you preventing you from moving forward or getting back into cover. This usually results in your death.
Damn it Aaron! Stop body blocking I'm trying to get back into cover
body block by Sel11 February 23, 2011