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1.) Life

2.) What fuck faces say when they're too god damned lazy to type 2 more letters
Jesus: God, donkey punches don't work, I got slapped but I came hella hard!

God: Jesus, homey don't play dat.

N00blet: cum 2 ma place t0morr0w, we can chil wit porn
Cum by SpamWhale December 8, 2010
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(The proper term being "Semen")
A delicious, white liquid which is both very creamy and very salty, and can vary in flavor.
"You know, your cum tastes a lot sweeter, when you eat more fruits."
Cum by CuteBoy56 July 1, 2019
A hard black solid that goes into a man's penis when he is flaccid. It's original function was to have abortions but is now primarily used for intense feelings of pain when watching ordinary youtube videos.
A: Ahhhhh! The cum is inside me!

B: Ooh that's gotta be painful, just wait for it to go into your balls
cum by kaguyadoujin December 9, 2019
The stuff that comes out a man or a boys Penis
Out of my Penis came "cum" or semen.
Cum by i enjoy cheese products. January 31, 2015
skeet then yeet
i cum on phone to that
cum by a fatass October 4, 2018