Definitions by SpamWhale

Cum

1.) Life

2.) What fuck faces say when they're too god damned lazy to type 2 more letters

Jesus: God, donkey punches don't work, I got slapped but I came hella hard!

God: Jesus, homey don't play dat.

N00blet: cum 2 ma place t0morr0w, we can chil wit porn

Cum by SpamWhale December 8, 2010