kaguyadoujin's definitions

cum

A hard black solid that goes into a man's penis when he is flaccid. It's original function was to have abortions but is now primarily used for intense feelings of pain when watching ordinary youtube videos.

A: Ahhhhh! The cum is inside me!

B: Ooh that's gotta be painful, just wait for it to go into your balls

by kaguyadoujin December 9, 2019