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Night Vision Whizzing 

Night Vision Whizzing ( or NVW ) is when you try to wee into the toilet bowl in a dark room. Ultimately resulting in weeing all over the seat or on the wall. But if you're a pro, you hit the jackpot every time.
Mum: WHO PEED ON THE SEAT AND DIDN'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEIR SELVES!!!

Thomas: Night Vision Whizzing is a hard job to do you know!
Related Words

wizzerwall

"i don't want a black comforter because if i wizzerwall it will show up."
wizzerwall by benley August 7, 2008
wazzik . to describe some one you do not like or cannot stand . some one of a gormless nature
bloke 1 gaz "that bloke davey is not that bright"
bloke 2 tony "yeah a know hes a fucking wazzik"
wazzik by miketurbin February 13, 2009

Sorted out for E's and Wizz 

Someone who is sorted out for E's and Wizz had bought some drugs (most likely ecstasy and speed) in order to have a good night in English club, British pub or UK festival. This sentence is mostly known for being a name for a song by British indie band called the Pulp. Jarvis (guy who wrote tis song) first heard 'Sorted out for E's and Wizz' from his (girl?)friend and he thought that this sentence is genius.
-Mate, can you sort me out for E's and Wizz?
-No, but i have kittens
-Ok. Miaow will do. Cheers.
-Cheers. See you in a bit

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?
Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is
But that's okay cos we're all sorted out for E's and wizz

(the Pulp)
Wizzieh is the one who will rock ya, shock ya, always look fly, she's a peacock, yeah!
She'll make you dance, it's like a trance, you won't even get a chance, so get ready in advance.
You can't beat Wizzieh, she'll make you dizzy, you'll be queasy, just relax and take it easy.

She will always be strong, this party she'll prolong, you know that all along you'll be dancing to her song.
If a Wizzieh you wanna be, don't you hide behind a tree, that aint her cuppa tea and make sure you stay free
I'm Wizzieh and I'm the best thing you've ever seen
Without Wizzieh in the house, the party is a has-been
Wizzieh by CookieGolem March 28, 2022

Wizz nozzle 

"Hey be careful not to zip up your wizz nozzle after going to bathroom"
Wizz nozzle by Lynzdraugh October 5, 2019