Individuals with the name Vared possess preppy and borderline metrosexual personality traits. Vared, which is Hebrew for passive, is a forename associated with males who are feminine in nature. According to Sigmund Freud, it is a commonplace for males named Vared to fetishize humiliation.

"Hey Vared, why are you so scared of girls?"
"It's just that , uhhhh, they're really intimidating."
"Just don't piss your pants next time they makes fun of you."
"Sorry, no promises. I secretly like it..."

Vared by yeaprettymuch August 12, 2022

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vaped

A term used when enjoying Marijuana out of a vaporizer. Most commonly used when the vaporizer is of good quality (ie. Volcano).

Stoner #1: Wanna get vaped?
Stoner #2: Hell yes! Bust out the Volcano!

vaped by Breeze January 27, 2005

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Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

Valedictorian by nlolhere June 25, 2020

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vaxecute

Putting to death through means of an untested and deadly vaccine whose short and long term side effects are not yet known.

According to climate change doctrine, half the global population would need to be vaxecuted in order for the Earth to survive.

vaxecute by CBSquared March 30, 2021

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