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the celery dances at midnight 

redundant answer to an obfuscated question
"What's the meaning of it all?"

"Does the celery not dance at midnight?"

the hobo walks at midnight 

He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.
...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!

The camel flies at midnight 

When a sista from another mista has a cameltoe, this is the secret girl code to use if you want to let her know.
Jessica: "OMG, Andrea, the camel flies at midnight!"

Andrea: "EEEK, thanks! I'll fix it."

Jessica: "Always got your back, gurlfrand."

The fat man flys at midnight 

Episode from impractical jokers where Brian Michael “Q” says to someone in the store 'the fat man flys at midnight'
You seen that episode where Q says the fat man flys at midnight?

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight 

a meme originating from Reddit. has no defined meaning apart from trying to make you sound cool
n00b: the narwhal bacons at midnight!

everyone else: STFU!

the duck quacks at midnight 

A specific throwing technique (to cause an opponent to fall to the ground under the control of the thrower) developed to be used in the sport of Judo that involves the thrower to sacrifice his/her body to the ground in a rolling action during the throw.

The throw is not part of the original set of Judo techniques originally developed by Jigoro Kano. The only known practitioners of this technique learned it from the technique's creator, or one of his students.

Judo practitioners might consider the technique to be a combination/cross between yoko-gake, sumi-gaeshi, and uchi-maki-komi. Other practitioners may see a relationship to other known and accepted judo techniques. While the technique is not currently recognized as a legal throw for competition, there is no aspect of the throw, when done correctly, that violates the current International Judo Federation rules on acceptable actions, and does not contain any action prohibited by said body.

Credit for its creation goes to the Huntsville Judo Club of Huntsville, AL, its instructors, and students (past and present) who have worked diligently to fine-tune the mechanics and physics of the throw.
Sensei: Ok, now I'll teach you "The Duck Quacks at Midnight"
Student: tha wha?
Class: <laughter>
<Sensei demonstrates throw>
Class in unison: WHOA!