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shigging 

standing next to a cook with the intentions of stealing their cooking techniques
this other cook was helping me in the kitchen until i realized he was shigging my ideas
shigging by TTTTTTTTTTI December 18, 2009
Wearing your pants below your waist. It originally meant you were gay in prison (much research into finding and confirming that) but somehow became fashionable. It did not originally mean anything about a gang, which is an extremely common misconception. There is nothing cool about wearing your pants low.
Look at that faggot sagging his jeans almost as low as his knees.
Sagging by SaggingIsForGayCriminals September 11, 2012
The act of using ones voice to produce musical sounds, often with the use of words.

Men in particular who can sing well, or even moderately well, gain an immense advantage over their peers as the ability to sing is by far the single most sexually attractive quality to a woman. In fact it is not uncommon for a male singer to have hundreds beautiful females vying for his affections within seconds of breaking into song.

Also, if accompanied by any form of rhythmic movement or dancing this effect can be multiplied tenfold.
Guy: (singing) "When the moon hits your eye..."

Girl 1: "Ahhhhh! Do me!"

Girl 2: *faint*
singing by 'ice' May 7, 2009

Swigging Muesli 

A verb to describe anything, normally sexual, but normally Cunnilingus.
Friend 1: "Did you pull anyone last night?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, brought her back and swug her muesli."

Friend 1: "Did you swig her mues last night?"
Friend 2: "Her mues was well and truly swug."

"I love Swigging Muesli"
Swigging Muesli by bucket man March 3, 2014

idiot singing

When someone absentmindedly sings a crappy song over and over to themselves. If they don't know the whole song, they repeat the parts they do know, much to the annoyance of people around them.
Clerk: (quietly singing) "Ooh baby baby, how was I supposed to know/ something wasn't riiiiight..."

Receptionist: "Can you PLEASE stop that idiot singing! You have been singing Britney Spears for like 5 hours."

Clerk: "My God, you're right! I don't even like that song. Sorry."

...5 minutes later...

"Ooh baby baby..."
idiot singing by figsandcheese November 5, 2009

he had a tremendous singing voice

Expression used of someone detested and now safely dead, to damn them with faint praise. From the 1989 movie version of Batman, directed by Tim Burton.
Joker (Jack Nicholson) on TV address:

Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.