New Shmoo 

A white, amorphous blob that was in no way different to the old shmoo.

Originated from the valley of the Shmoon.

The New Shmoo is the mascot of Mighty Mysteries Comics

New Shmoo by newshmoo August 22, 2006

Dirty Shmoo 

Having ana sex with a fat chick in a bathtub full of dirty water.

I was butt-fucking this fat-ass ho in the tub last night. Nothing like a dirty shmoo to get you to bust a nut.

Dirty Shmoo by Dr. F-Bomb January 4, 2011

aqua shmoo 

defecation in a downstream river using the tide to wipe ones anus.

nick: yo i just took a nasty aqua shmoo
brad: and u dont even have to wipe!!!

aqua shmoo by aqua shmoo August 15, 2008

bust a shmoo

to take a seat near the person saying

dude bust a shmoo

bust a shmoo by anthony March 10, 2004

Shmooped 

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

Shmooped by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

Shmoovin 

A word to describe vigorous, tactical or funky movements

Guy 1: Look at this dude at run the cops
Guy 2: Oh yeah he shmoovin

Shmoovin by BlazingHusk May 4, 2020

schmooey 

another term for the popular 'cheat engine.' (except it will steal your money)

dude, i heard about that 'schmooey' thing. pretty shitty huh?

schmooey by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022