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Roffle Pig 

"Roffle" is a compound-word. When a girl is bored at work and needs a male to entertain her the male can, unwittingly - and often without his knowledge, become her "Roffle Pig".
The male requires low self-esteem and no "actual work" to do.

This, in no way relates to the physical appearance of the individual.

The term "Roffle Pig" was first coined on the 31st of July 2009

PIG
Informal person regarded as being piglike, greedy, or gross.

ROFL

is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
Question:
Do you have your very own roffle pig?

Answer
I do have a roffle pig, as it happens. He truffles for roffles all day long *purely* on my behalf.
Roffle Pig by 1obster July 31, 2009
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Roffle McWaffle 

The verbal equivalent of the well-known, but rarely spoken 'ROFL' (meaning 'rolling on the floor lauhing).
You just peed your pants?
ROFFLE McWAFFLE!!!
Roffle McWaffle by Julian Meteor January 11, 2009

roffle my waffle

The act of fondling balls in front of at least 4 females.
lawl gayry noobman roffle my waffle lawl

roffle my eggo waffle 

rub my dick *eggo bradn :)*
roffle my eggo waffle by AlakazaM October 7, 2004

roffle mayo 

Means anything you want it to be. So you can say it and no one would know what you really mean.
Boy says to girl:Shut up you roffle mayo! (in this sentence roffle mayo would have meant bitch)
roffle mayo by aly loves mike 4 March 13, 2009

Roffle Pig 

A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.
"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"

"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."
Roffle Pig by MonkeyPig July 30, 2009

lolly roffle 

Derived from 'lol rofl', acronyms for 'Laughing out loud, rolling on floor laughing'.

Lolly Roffle is a pronounceable form of this, and instead of having it's literal meaning it is just implies the general gest of it.
1: snootchies!
2: Lolly roffle
lolly roffle by David Russell December 3, 2003