Pottinger 

Switch the N and G in pottinger and you get the deadliest insult

Person 1: Yo pottinger!
Pottinger: Stfu im reporting you

Pottinger by peterguan February 12, 2020

Potting 

Prison terminology for dumping a steaming bucket of urine and excrement over the head of a much-loved prison service employee.

It understandably entails further punishment under the penal system but in terms of satisfaction and comedy value, is doubtless well-worth missing a few games on the prison playstation for...

Stabber: 'How come Gordon the Guard smells like 3 day old prison food?'
Shooter: 'He got potted on B-Wing!'
Stabber: 'Ah, nothing like a good potting to brighten up a 10-12 stretch. How'd he like it?'
Shooter: 'Not so much, heard he might lose an eye!'
Both: 'Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'

Potting by Becca J W April 7, 2008

fudge potting

the act of shoving marijuana up your ass

Man why is your face all clenched up like that?
Dude I tried fudge potting and my fuckin ass hurts.

fudge potting by Give it a shot man December 8, 2009

Pottinger 

Someone who spins an elaborate web of lies to hide the fact that they are a thief

we had this girl doing work experience at my place, she kept pretending to be ill or in car crashes so everyone felt sorry for her, but in reality she was nicking loads of stuff from the office, what a Pottinger.

Pottinger by Ivory Coast September 5, 2012

Poteating 

The act of acquiescing after being subjected to intense peer pressure.

After being ridiculed about his effeminate car, Markeith was caught poteating when he went out and bought a new car that same day.

Poteating by Lootmon June 8, 2019

Potatoing 

The art of being a potato, it requires years of intense trainin to learn the art of being a potato. First you must be one with the potato, this is hard. Luckily I've been potatoing for over a decade.

So, what do you wanna do today, Ciara?

I know, let's do some potatoing!

Potatoing by DyingWhale January 29, 2015

potatoing 

when you throw potatos out of you car window at other cars and people not as good as egging tho

we went potatoing last nite

potatoing by gob shite May 23, 2005