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cross-pornination 

To mistakenly merge two vast quantities of poorly organised data together (such as a porn collection), resulting in a terminally disorganised superset of data.
When you've got a big stack of porn on your computer and you accidentally copy somebody elses big stack of porn files into that directory, you've achieved cross-pornination. This is a terrible thing as you'll forever be trying to weed out your duplicates.
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To suck in your poop in your butt by pushing the poop inside before it comes out.
I am purning because im in a court while playing basketball.
Purning by butt face fred October 3, 2007
Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.
pooning by The Poon King March 11, 2008
Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.
Lora let's me do the pooning.
Pooning by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

porkings 

Multiple acts of vigorous sexual intercourse.

Plural of porking.
Dude! I'm totally going to score so many porkings this week that I won't scooge straight!
another more fashionable way of refering to porn
he watched good pornini last night
pornini by You'll know who i am October 5, 2006

reindeer pooning 

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.
Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight
reindeer pooning by Kperg December 26, 2009