i will stick my penis in your eye 

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value

Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

i will stick my penis in your eye by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004

jab my thumb into the eye and follow through 

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

jab my thumb into the eye and follow through by terrobite January 9, 2019

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Bleach my eyes 

When you see something or someone disturbing or unholy, you bleach you eyes

I just saw something unholy on Urban Dictionary.

Pass my some, I need to bleach my eyes

Bleach my eyes by * bleep* October 5, 2020

oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘

When someone says something disgusting

Guy 1: I wish boku no pico had a second season
Guy 2: oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘

oh to see without my eyes ˘👄˘ by alurria May 30, 2020

my eyes are up here

A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.

Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...

Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.

Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.

my eyes are up here by Bovious August 2, 2016

through my eyes, out my ass 

The written word variant of 'in one ear, out the other.'
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.

Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.

through my eyes, out my ass by mong returns August 18, 2011