face melter 

A song that completely dominates one's life while high and reduces him/her to a reptilian state (ie. completely mindfucked); they are usually intense and intricate and have a penchant for turning brains to shit.

"Aggghhhhh! This song is melting my face!"
"I'm really bored, let's toke up and listen to some face melters."

face melter by Rawrrrr December 26, 2008

P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter.

P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter by MereCat January 12, 2009

muff melter 

After a long night at the bar you finally picked up that last call ho. You ruffied her and she guided you to her place. She's laying down before you in her bed, skirt hacked up. You turn on her curling iron, wait afer laying gentle kisses in her gentle area...then stick the burning hot melter in her pussy. muff melter.

"Hey man, you burn that pussy the other night?"
"Yeah man,muff melter"
"She suffer 3rd or 5th degree?"

muff melter by suckerpunch99 September 26, 2006

couch melter 

Pot brownies that are so good it feels like you're melting into the couch when you eat them

Want some brownies? They're real couch melters

couch melter by steezy-D May 20, 2014

snowflake melter 

A man who eats dried cum off his boyfriends ass. And enjoys when it melts in his mouth.

Donald is the Aplha in that relationship. Eugene is the snowflake melter.

snowflake melter by Alhadawg April 19, 2018

wingnut melter 

Somebody who is a complete random bag of shite. They really will say/do anything possible to confuse everyone in the vacinity.

"You're a wingnut melter, love!"
"He's a fuckin' melter"

wingnut melter by Joe Monk December 5, 2004

Mirror Melter 

What happens when your car sits in the sin to long and melts your side mirrors off

Scott told me so today is supposed to be a real mirror melter

Mirror Melter by Mirror Melter February 26, 2023