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The Melon Man 

"The Melon Man, the man is Melon Man. Who did it, who did it? Who is The Melon Man? If there is the man to eat the melon and who eats the man with the melon might know what it is The Man. Melon? Or is the melon, Mark? Who sees the man into the light of day? Who keeps the melon to the melons man? Well The Melon Man can. Who is the man that makes The Melon Man. Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon... MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!! I am the.. I am The Melon Man. I have done what The Melon Man said HE COULD DO. This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you, for your sacrifice Melon Man. I will now become you, Melon Man. The Melon Man, The Melon Man, I am The Melon Man. The Melon Man is who I am."
The Melon Man by anonymous October 12, 2020
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melon man 

A savage brute obsessed with finding his true purpose by breaking open a watermelon by squeezing it between his thighs. Used to go by the name Crankgameplays before he lost his mind.
The man makes the melon, and the melon makes the man. I am the melon man!
melon man by Fredalicious Squirrel October 12, 2020

Mellow Vibes Man 

A saying meaning that someone or something is calm, smooth and free from bullshit man..
Wants to be at peace and pass the peace on man..✌️

πŸ”₯ Mellow Vibes ManπŸ”₯
✌ I was pissed off before toking that joint..now I'm alright..MELLOW VIBES MAN
✌ Man I'm freaking out

Just breathe in and out

Ok

How do you feel now

I'm calm MELLOW VIBES MAN

mellow feet 

When two people of any gender have some fun with there feet but afterwards ur suddenly mellow
"My 95 year old dads grandmothers pet cow caught me mellow feeting with my friends - so said moooooove outta the way so I can have some
mellow feet by Dom and Cole March 18, 2017

Louisiana swamp melon 

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad
Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons
Louisiana swamp melon by JHolt1300 November 13, 2020

Tissue-mellons 

'Tissue-mellons' is a phenomenon generally recoursed by small breasted girls with insufficient capital to undergo a breast cosmetic surgery. Such girls, striving to boost their self-confidence, wad layers of tissue paper in the bra until a form of cleavage is somewhat contrived. More often than not, this practice ends up exacerbating the whole situation. This is beacuse when the tissue-melloned female proceeds to carnal knowledge, the man's first reactions at the bare pigeon-tits, may have considerable negative effects on the self-esteem of the former - possibly goading the girl to add more tissue-paper the next time she goes out. The 'tissue-mellons' is a vicious cycle.
Example 1
Mary: Hurry up the taxi is here! The party starts in 15 minutes!
Sue: Fuck! Why are we out of toilet paper on a Saturday night?!
Mary: Come on let's go! You can tissue-mellons your boobs later!
Sue: fucking tits!!

Example 2
John: did you bang that chick yesterday?
Peter: yeah dude. I took her to my place and guess what?! She was tissue-melloned! But I fucked her anyways.
Tissue-mellons by The Malteser. October 2, 2016

Mellorine 

Sanji's favorite thing to say around nwami swan or robin chwan
Nami: is doing anything
Sanji: mellorine mellorine mellorine...
Robin: is robin

Sanji: mellorine mellorine mellorine
Mellorine by BIRB December 7, 2019