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Modest! Management 

Management company based in London. Only famous for printing their name on pretty much all One Direction merchandise. Couldn't keep up with demands from Little Mix, Torments directioners everyday and ruined Aiden's career before it even started.
Man: That blokes new single totally flopped!

Girl: I bet he's with Modest! Management then.
Modest! Management by MAX13171993 December 21, 2013
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speak to the manager 

the battle cry of all karens, just to annoy people who actually do stuff other than sitting at home posting shitty memes, while the husband gets all the money and karens rapes peoples eardrums.
person 1: Hi karen its a-
karen: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME BITCH
person 1: all i said was its a ni-
karen: I WILL SUE YOU INTO THE FUCKING GROUND BITCH GO LIVE THE WORMS
person 1:well imma hea-
karen: LET ME speak to the manager
person 1: im unemployed
karen: ...
Tedious joke name for a vehicle for hipsters.

The vehicle of choice for "Sponsored" round the world trips.
filmed for, and thrust upon an unwilling public to sate a relentless appetite for attention.

However it likely won't be mot'd this century. #vanlife #hipster #bohemian
#I've been building a managon for my vanlife holidays.
Managon by Danmetallic November 15, 2017

land manatee 

A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.
Yeah dawg, can't believe you hit and quit that land manatee.
land manatee by truehustla October 22, 2010

Mange Newts 

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).
1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"
The poor guy that always has to deal with Karen.
The manager will tell you the same thing the employee told you Karen...
Manager by ReeMcFace May 24, 2019

Store Manager 

1. To be a company's complete bitch

2. Person who has the ability to hire hot girls so they have something to look at

3. Someone who is most likely underpaid for the job that they actually do so they pawn most of their work off on other people.
1. The Store Managers worked off the clock on my 3 day weekend 'cause his boss didn't give me enough notice about having to go work at that other store and he already had my hours in for the week

2. Did you see that total skank the Store Manager hired? You know what he's going for...

3. That Store Manager gets paid the same no matter how many hours he works
Store Manager by Matt89052 May 25, 2008