machete

when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of her anus and in a chopping motion slaps the girl in the face as he is ejaculating.

hey dude, i got pissed off at your mom yesterday so i went ahead and gave her a machete.

by fat cobra December 26, 2008

MACHETE DESHTROYER

off the hook, awesome, rampaging, awe-inspiring, remarkable, extraordinary, not pants
1. Exceeding the minimal standard of satisfaction.
2. A truly outrageous party or gathering.
3. Represent something really amazing.
4. To receive this moniker, the experience has transcended the norm and in fact gone way beyond it - to realms that are (almost) void of definition. MACHETE DESHTROYER, use sparingly.

"That band is MACHETE DESHTROYER!"

"Ah Dawg, that 'News from one fucked up weekend' post about that MACHETE DESHTROYER party was MACHETE DESHTROYER!!"

"How was your party Jim?"
"Jesus, fucking Christ, it was insane. It was MACHETE DESHTROYER!"
"Oh, very well. I need those insurance reports on my desk first thing!"

by Mikeythemike July 17, 2006

Machete Dick

When you use a machete as a dick to cut open and asshole or pussy and make it bleed.

That was definitely not your dick take me to the hospital. It was my machete dick sorry.

by Zack richarson April 13, 2010

Machete

An instrument that divides shit.

He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Machete

A guy that won't make cutting a guy in half with a machete look like an accident the way Dewey Cox would.

Machete cut 4 guys in half at the same time.

by Solid Mantis February 14, 2021

Machete welding machine

Pedophilic rapists in lab coats calling themselves boylover nambla or doctor

Machete welding machine is not a human being

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

Machete

A syringe injection kit

Quick get the machete there's no complaint in Homewood health center we love working

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022